We both had a cold/flu/spinabifida this Easter weekend which gave us the perfect excuse to be lazy bastards and lay around the apartment watching tv, fillums and eating lots ( it wasn't chocojeebas eggariffic though, we were good boys). In fact we managed to watch the entire first season of Homeland over the weekend, which was quite an achievement. Now I'm walking around suspicious that everyone is a terrorist and has a bomb hidden all up in their pants. Although...maybe I'm the real terrorist? Maybe because I've said terrorist three times in this paragraph they'll be watching me even more carefully now? I've got to change up; dye my hair (ALL my hair), stop checking all of those niche websites, board up the windows and change my name to Jar...lar.
We had a swimming lesson last Tuesday; which made a big difference to just being allowed to do our own thing in the pool. We had to do all these exercises with the floaty woaties and by the end of it we were both pretty fucked. It was good, although I suspect the instructor might be a terrorist. I need to keep my eye on her.
Football was a lot of fun on Wednesday, although I ended up playing for two hours because the guys before us needed an extra player, so I was hardly able to walk the next day. The excessive meat and beer after the game helped ease the pain somewhat.
Anyway I shall go now and make coffee, since this is all pretty boring (or maybe that's what I want you think).
Lol soz x
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